BUENOS AIRES
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THE BEST OF BUENOS AIRES:
The Best Club -      Glam 🍭🍭🍭
The Best Party -     Human 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

ALL-YOU-CAN-DRINK PARTIES AND NIGHTOUTS THAT END IN THE BRIGHT DAYLIGHT

 

Probably the most European feel city in South America. When all the Northern Hemisphere is freezing it’s the perfect place to go to switch winter into summer! I’ve spend there a few winters/summers and it was amazing! Locals say it’s too hot - bullsh1t, it’s much better than rainy spring, summer or autumn!

 

There are a few things to see in the daytime, but the city gets awake at night and stays very intense even after the sunrise. I haven’t figured how people go to work the next day - I wish somebody could explain me that.

 

For a good night out get out for a super later dinner ~10 pm, order some mouth watering beef steak, followed by Malbec wine; get out to clubs ~3 am for some champagne + speed (translation: cheap sparkling wine + energy drink… I know - strange) and the other kind of Argentine beef (you know what I mean).

 

Weekends in summer begin pretty early in a week. Wednesday night - FIESTA JOLIE. The only party where you have to go super early - around 1 am (later the line gets insane). No cover, young crowd - cheap fun stuff.

Thursdays there are two options: GLAM - two dance floors and the dark room, that can be mellow or rather intense. However lately CLUB 69 is taking over - electro music, pretty expensive cover, nice show.

Friday there’s a huge FIESTA PLOP happening. Drinks sold by the liter, the worst sound system in the world, the cheesiest show ever, but the boys do go crazy. Or you could go to RHEBEL - posher (but you can still wear shorts) outdoor party - there’s nothing not to love about it - dancing with cute boys under the moonlight and continuing even when the sun goes up. Bring sunglasses!

Saturday is my fave party in the city - HUMAN. Boys are loosing their Argentinian macho sh1t really quick and the party begins! You will dance till 8 am and will bring that cute boy home (given he is still cute in the daylight).

 

If you’re still alive after that - Sunday you can go for a gay friendly tea dance to RIO (former Picnic Electronic). Usually at that time I’m hungover in my bed dreaming about the burger or pizza.

 

Do not go to these clubs on the other nights - don’t even try! They get miserable or even worse - straight.

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